I grew up on a small backwater planet, but I always felt like I was destined for something greater. I wanted to join the fight against the Sith, but my uncle was always overly protective. One day, some recently purchased droids ran away and led me to a hermit. There I found out that my father was a Jedi and that the current Sith lord had killed him. When I returned home, my family had been killed by the Sith and so I left the planet with the hermit, a smuggler, a wookiee, and some random droids.
After being dragged in by a tractor beam, we rescued a princess. Later, using the skills I learned from growing up on a planet populated by large, targetable rodents; I was able to help the Republic destroy the Sith's main weapon of mass destruction.
Though my success greatly crippled the Sith and helped the Republic gain momentum, the fighting continues. So I travel the universe with my friends, righting wrongs and trying to sleep with my sister.
Also, I found out that my father is that Sith Lord. And I was taught to use the force by a different hermit, who lived on a different backwater planet.
that story soo won't fly i mean, if that were made into a move who'd watch it?
